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    November 30

    你到底几岁?——让一部分人先苍老起来

    我21岁。和蕾蕾蔡同岁。
    杜子虹23岁。
    鸡翅膀33岁。
    吟吟周41岁。
    这是通过一个心理测试测出的结果。目前,国际心理学界、社会学界、医学界都对这个测试的准确性表示99.99%的认可。当然,我是代表这几个学界发布这个认可的。哈哈。

    这个心理测试对吟吟周打击实在太大了。因为,她一直说,其实我并不在意这个结果。我觉得41岁也不错,我已经想好了,老年其实有很多益处,比如我理性我深刻我可以退休不上班我可以凭老年证去欢乐谷……祥林嫂要是见了她都要自卑。
    今天,我对着两只小兔子说,喂,你们是不是嫦娥养的,来地球感觉晕不晕?地球自转好像比月球自转快哟!咦?不说话?你们耍酷哦,当心我把你们做成二姐兔丁!
    吟吟周在一旁长吁短叹,我一辈子也不会做出这么弱智加白痴的事,居然跟动物说话,我果然是41岁。

    鸡翅膀同学对我说,你应该安慰吟吟周呀,41岁挺好的,多成熟啊。我就想变成老爷爷,拿养老金,天天在家玩魔兽。
    我说才不要,我最擅长落井下石雪上加霜往别人伤口上撒盐了。所以,我看见吟吟周就要用用尽毕生所学,动用一切修辞手法去恶整她,开心死啦。哈哈。

    如果你也想被我调侃,去这个网页吧,看看你到底有多老,哈哈
    http://xlzx.com/xlcs/zy32.htm
    还有,友情提醒你,相信第一次的结果,因为,吟吟周同学做了第一次,结果她被测成41岁。
    她很不服气,再做了一次。咳咳,这次更准了,42岁。

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    Picture of Anonymous
    杜子 wrote:
    我21岁的妹妹也,你就不能把版式改一改吗,而且颜色那个阴郁啊,你确定你是21岁么?
    Dec. 2
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    饭姐小蛮 wrote:
    30岁了
    看来这里除了千年就我最老了
    Nov. 30
    Picture of Anonymous
    akingbr wrote:
    我也是21岁~~嘿嘿~不过这好像没什么好高兴得。感觉属于自我欺骗类型的。
    Nov. 30
    Picture of Anonymous
    胡言乱语中的蓝烟 wrote:
    我20岁,活活,这叫一个高兴啊
    Nov. 30
    Picture of Anonymous
    TT wrote:
    我做了,只有16,妈呀
    Nov. 30
    Picture of Anonymous
    丫丫 wrote:
    我以前玩的时候是十几岁,这次20岁
    Nov. 30
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    千年游隼·七月不远 wrote:
    鉴定结果
    您的心理年龄41岁

    幼稚度28%
    成熟度71%
    老化度47%
    -----------------------------------
    我什么都不说了……
    Nov. 30
    Picture of Anonymous
    我不是神w wrote:
    哈,前两天我就做过了我还不错28
    我的一个朋友48,比实际打了26
    Nov. 30

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